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 Post subject: If I were a signature type of guy...
PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:06 pm 

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Immediately after I jacked up part of my Edge Pro installing the Mad Rookie mod I remembered a funny slice of my life. If I were a signature type of guy (and I'm not) a quote from my father would be at the bottom of my every post.

Back in the day my dad was discussing my performance (or lack thereof) with my 8th grade shop teacher. If memory serves it was about me putting 32 coats of Deft on a wooden bowl or behind schedule on making wall sconces or some other issue critical to my academic development.

Well, when you're in the spotlight like that, there's no better way for a 13 year old to handle it than to quote Churchill, amirite? So like the snotty sh!theel I was (and still am) I said, "Give me the tools and I'll finish the job!" The shop teacher looked at me, rolled his eyes and replied, "Give you the tools and you'll f*** up the job!" To which my father smirked and said,

"Give Rick the job and he'll f*** up the tools!"


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 Post subject: Re: If I were a signature type of guy...
PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 9:36 pm 
:lol: :lol:

Oh I wish we could have said that for my oldest brother growing up.... ;)


  
 
 Post subject: Re: If I were a signature type of guy...
PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 10:24 pm 
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Rick.....sounds like your a F*ck up looking for a place to happen. :mrgreen:



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 Post subject: Re: If I were a signature type of guy...
PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 11:16 pm 

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"Give Rick the job and he'll f*** up the tools!"

"Rick.....sounds like your a F*ck up looking for a place to happen."

:lol:

Outstanding!


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 Post subject: Re: If I were a signature type of guy...
PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 1:36 am 

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cedarhouse wrote:"Give Rick the job and he'll f*** up the tools!"

"Rick.....sounds like your a F*ck up looking for a place to happen."

:lol:

Outstanding!

:lol: Classic


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