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 Post subject: >> Gordon chasing tail... <<
PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 11:12 pm 
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Loved this dialogue! He wants in those pants so badly! Image

AND I SWEAR THE WHOLE MOTHERFATHER TIME, ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WAS SALTY! :lol:



Gordon, "...you devoured it; you finished it!"

Actress, "Do you know what? I loved it. I've got goose bumps... Oh no."

Gordon, "Goose bumps... where.?!"

Actress, "...there."

Gordon, "There... absolutely fine. Hold that in that hand. Bear right. Just nice and slow. Bend the wrist & show some flexibility! There you go; nice & slow... be careful."

Actress, "I never thought I'd be doing anything like this with you, Gordon!"

Gordon, "Just like nine and a half weeks. There you go... now bend that wrist; it's too stiff the wrist."

Actress, "I'm scared... that's why!"

Gordon, "What's wrong with that wrist? There's no flexibility in that wrist. There. Now... you.. no, no, no. Grace it... nice, nice big long strokes - nice big long stokes... and, there you go. Close your eyes. There you go."

Actress, "Why do I have to close my eyes?"

Gordon, "Yeah... no.. because you just listen to the noise... hear the noise."

Actress, "Oh. Ok."

Gordon, "Yes."

Actress, "There we go... Im getting rhythm."

Gordon, "Yeah... there you go.. Ok."

Actress, "Is there anything else you want me to do?"

Gordon, "For now.?! <giggling> No."

Actress, "He said that my wrist was too stiff. Well, i was a little scared. Oh, I know, but he said, "close your eyes". I thought, "what is he going to do to me?"




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 Post subject: Re: >> Gordon chasing tail... <<
PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 6:07 am 

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I want to vomit...I hate the sound of steel's being used. They serve no purpose. If only knife forging was required of culinary graduates...that'd be something.


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Amazing. That made my day.


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 Post subject: Re: >> Gordon chasing tail... <<
PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 7:58 am 
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That was great lol


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 Post subject: Re: >> Gordon chasing tail... <<
PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 1:01 pm 
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UMBERTO <> You must not have watched SALTY'S video. They surely serve a purpose; they get white trash laid... :lol: As for the culinary graduates forging classes, who cares? 3 out of 4 culinary graduates are absolutely useless to the industry in any capacity, and will fall out in less time that they invested in their schooling anyway.

GOLDBERG & MILLER <> I agree. I'm surprised this hasn't garnered a little more fan fare, but I'm still laughing... I actually met him back in '09, briefly, in St. Tropez. We were at Spoon, one of Ducasse's spots, and he was getting followed by this photogue as he was courting the ladies. I had a few reports from some FOH I knew at The Boca Raton Hotel & Resort that said the same as he had been in there a few times a little over a year ago. He looks to be always on the prowl... :twisted:



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Gordon Ramsay always cracks me up.



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You can't blame him for wanting to get some of that!



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I never blamed him; shit, I was right there with him... 8-)



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This is clip of Ramsey takes the cake for me. I crack up every time. "It looks like a donkey d*ck swinging in their face"




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the donkeys d*** comment is absolutely brilliant :lol: :lol: :lol:


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