Sun Apr 06, 2014 3:54 pm
Melampus...The Global BASHER!
Sun Apr 06, 2014 6:10 pm
Melampus... one of whom can not be fooled by marketing hype, and is willing to LEAD them to Mecca even while the herd of sheeple FOLLOW the BBB status quo, instead.. even them just getting OUT OF THE WAY would be better for them.
Sun Apr 06, 2014 6:57 pm
It's marketing hype too true.
WE should all donate our Globals to Melampus and then send him to one of those throw things down a shooting range in anger places so he can abuse the crap out of them.
Sun Apr 06, 2014 7:26 pm
Wait... so, globals aren't the best knives out there?...
Sun Apr 06, 2014 7:31 pm
I have plenty of anger, and I'm game for some target practice; lemme at em! <video>
Sun Apr 06, 2014 7:45 pm
I KNEW we'd find a good use for a global!
Sun Apr 06, 2014 7:46 pm
Wouldn't it just feel GOOD to throw one full force into a cinder block?
Sun Apr 06, 2014 8:49 pm
Not me. Except for putting them down and walking away, every interaction I have with Global knives induces feelings only of mild discomfort. If I broke or damaged one intentionally, I'd feel bad about not pawning what is a valuable item. If I sold one, I'd feel bad about spreading mediocre knives into the world.
Sun Apr 06, 2014 11:11 pm
YES... LEPUS <>
Yes, they would make good trowels for the garden, or scrapers for the flat top.
Sun Apr 06, 2014 11:16 pm
Hey, we all need something to smash an air vent in Olive oil cans, a global would be good for that!
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