I'm not at all sure what the judging criteria Mark is using here...
But here goes...
I have a culinary degree; but am 100% self-taught is pastry... and at one point was the pastry chef for a AAA 5-diamond rated restaurant for 3 years. That being said, I'm one of the few pastry chef I've met who actually keeps serious, sharp knives. (if you've ever worked in a professional kitchen you know exactly what i mean).
Outside of my professional work, I'm pretty well versed with Photoshop and heavy photo manipulation/minor graphic-design. (self-taught also).
I did work in a custom picture frame shop during culinary school and can build and set a photo frame for your wall as good as the people who do it every day.
I once framed a set of motivational photos of the "governator"... this photo one as a motivational poster that just said "Concentration".
I thought it would be appropriate opposite my toilet when I was single... (for you know... when you need to "concentrate")